1 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:09,460 Oh, shake that thing. 2 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:18,100 You shake that thing. 3 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,800 Oh, shake that thing. 4 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:31,750 Shake that thing. 5 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,290 Shake that. 6 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:35,910 What are you doing? 7 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:39,470 Pop, when I left here this morning, you promised me that you'd get that closet 8 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:43,070 cleaned up. You didn't do it, did you? No, I didn't. Then I come home and find 9 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,810 you here listening to these dumb records and shaking your thing. 10 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:51,570 If you want to shake something, go on up to that closet and shake out some of 11 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,570 that junk in there. 12 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:56,710 We promised, you know, we both agreed that we was in the business to sell 13 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,790 Pop, not save it. I told you this morning to get the... 14 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:06,180 There's no place to put anything in there. Why don't you do what I asked 15 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:07,720 Pop? I'll start you, son. 16 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,139 I mean, really, I did. 17 00:02:09,419 --> 00:02:10,960 Let me tell you something. 18 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,720 See, I had to play these records here because they brought back memories. 19 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,720 I mean, real street memories. 20 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:20,220 You know, St. 21 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,920 Louis, 1933. 22 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,280 Club Riviera. 23 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,840 Prohibition has just been repealed. 24 00:02:28,110 --> 00:02:30,070 And me and your mama was toasting each other. 25 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:33,550 We had some 3 .2 beer and some wine. 26 00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:38,650 See, you take that beer and mix it with the wine and call it top and bottom. 27 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:44,250 Yeah, you drink a quart of that, you wouldn't know you're top and your 28 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:50,170 So instead of cleaning out the closet like you were supposed to, you took a 29 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,450 down memory lane, huh? Well, you should have seen this. 30 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:54,610 Me and your mama, we're a good -looking couple. 31 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:57,050 We could dance. We were not stepping every night. 32 00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:00,130 You know what they call us? Ready Freddy and Busy Lizzy. 33 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:04,330 Let me show you a little demonstration. 34 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:07,390 I'm telling you, they had to have something new. 35 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:08,770 So, 36 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:12,730 somebody started chucking. 37 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:17,530 Hey, come on, Pop. You were supposed to get that closet cleaned out and you're 38 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,550 still going to do it. And the first thing to go is going to be these junkie 39 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:22,130 records. Ain't no junkie records. 40 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:23,650 That's Blind Mellow Jelly. 41 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:26,490 Blind Mellow Jelly was the best. 42 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:28,590 in the whole Thai world on Earth. 43 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:31,710 Well, that's the best news I heard since I walked through the door. 44 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:36,970 Because if there's only one like him and I get rid of him, that'll be the end of 45 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:41,210 it. Wait a minute. And I might add, the world will be a better place in which to 46 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:44,770 live. Give me them Blind Mellow Jelly records. 47 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,110 Where you going? Give me that box of records. 48 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:52,050 Don't you know that Blind Mellow Jelly was the best blues singer that ever 49 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:54,010 on Earth in the heaven -filled world? 50 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:56,110 Never heard of him. 51 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,700 You never heard of nothing. 52 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,840 That's what's wrong with you young kids today. 53 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:05,060 You know nothing, never heard of nothing. Somebody will tell you, you 54 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:08,480 want to listen to it. But if you listen to somebody, they will tell you. 55 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,920 What are you doing? 56 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:14,420 Listen, I'm trying to tell you something that makes sense to you, can help you. 57 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:19,100 You don't know nothing about the good singers and the good songs like Shimmy 58 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:23,380 Shewop and another song called Wang Wang Blues. 59 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:27,470 And it must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that. 60 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:29,770 I mean, good song. 61 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,530 Pop, I just put that bop on the truck. 62 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:37,390 Yeah, but that hot sun will melt these old seven -eighths. Listen, come over 63 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:38,710 here and sit down. Let me tell you something. 64 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,690 See, a lot of things you don't know. 65 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:45,790 I bet you there ain't four people in the world that got some blind mellow jelly 66 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:46,790 records. 67 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:50,090 I guess the next thing you'll be telling me is that they're collector's items. 68 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:53,190 That's what I'm going to tell you. I wouldn't part with these records. 69 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:58,160 for nothing in the world. If my life depended on it, I would not part with 70 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,160 records. 71 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:01,840 If they're collector's items, they could be worth a lot of money. 72 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,500 I'll part with them. 73 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:08,180 Yeah, I can see these records really mean a lot to you, don't they? They do, 74 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,880 son. I mean, they mean so much to me. 75 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,680 But if you want me to sell them, I'll get rid of them. 76 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,560 But I don't want to get rid of them because I like them. And if you like 77 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,600 you're not supposed to get rid of them. 78 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:20,660 But I'll part with them if you want me to. 79 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:23,190 I don't want to part with him. All right. 80 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:28,450 Now, look, I think I got an idea. Come over here and sit down. I don't want to 81 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:32,330 part with him, but I'll part with him if you want me to part with him. But I 82 00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:33,330 don't want to. 83 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:37,370 Now, look, I think I know how we can get rid of these records and keep them at 84 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,890 the same time and make money besides. 85 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:40,230 Now, you know how we do that? 86 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:42,990 Yeah, we sell them to somebody, then steal them back. 87 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,780 No. Now, this is what rich people do. See, I was reading about it just the 88 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:51,800 day in the financial section of the Los Angeles Sentinel. 89 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,600 You know Gertrude Gibson's column, Wall Street Today? 90 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,160 Read it every morning. 91 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:59,680 Well, see, this is what rich people do. See, they take things like paintings and 92 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:04,120 books and stuff, and they donate them to a museum or a university library, and 93 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,980 they become a valuable tax deduction. 94 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:09,060 See, they take it off their taxes. You see what I mean? Yeah. 95 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,000 You want me to cheat on my taxes like rich people do? 96 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,380 No, Pop, it's not cheating. 97 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:19,460 Contributions are legal. See, you list all of the stuff that you give away, and 98 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:22,540 it becomes a valuable tax deduction. Now, that's what you do with collector's 99 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:26,240 items. You mean like lime, melon, jelly? Well, if these records are as rare as 100 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,480 you say they are, they could be worth a big deduction to us. 101 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,040 Well, listen, say I give them away and get my deduction, how do I get them 102 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:35,680 Well, you don't exactly get them back. 103 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,540 Well, I don't exactly give them up. 104 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:46,550 See? You said that I could get them back. Well, you will, Pop. It's just 105 00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:50,290 see, you donate them to a museum or a university library, and they keep them 106 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:52,490 you. And any time you want to go listen to them, you can. 107 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:53,910 Now, listen, son. 108 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:58,650 Any time that you give away something and get some money for it, and then you 109 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:02,590 still got them, I'm suspicious of something like that. 110 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:06,350 Really. I had an uncle, Uncle Cluck. 111 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:09,330 Cluck Sanford. 112 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:11,610 That's all your father's side of the family. 113 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:16,190 He did the same thing with his dog. He kept selling his dog to people, and the 114 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:17,190 dog kept coming back home. 115 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:22,830 Would you stop worrying, Pop? I know about these things. Will you trust me? 116 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:26,830 Yeah, I'll trust you. Like Golda Meir trusts King Hussein. 117 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:29,470 At night. 118 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:31,830 In the desert. 119 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:33,290 In a tent. 120 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:36,770 During the mating season. 121 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:41,630 You're welcome. 122 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:45,410 Thank you very much. 123 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:53,070 Well, good afternoon, gentlemen. What do we have here? 124 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:55,830 What do you mean, what do we have here? It's my son here. 125 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,510 You didn't mean nothing by it, huh? 126 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:02,910 Tell me something. 127 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:07,210 Good afternoon. Are you the man I spoke to on the phone about the Blind Mellow 128 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,210 Jelly record collection? 129 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,420 Oh, yes, you must be Mr... Stanford. 130 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,960 Yeah, that's S -A -N -F -O -R -D, period. 131 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,380 Say, listen, are you the librarian here? 132 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:18,820 Oh, yes, I am. 133 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,460 Really? When I was a kid, librarians were always women. 134 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:23,720 Oh, not always. 135 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,700 Well, when I was a kid, they were always women. 136 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,980 Well, librarian, when I was a kid, librarian was supposed to be women. 137 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,400 Unless this guy is. 138 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:44,220 This is quite a collection, isn't it? Yes, it's an authentic assortment of 139 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:46,800 music, and we'd like to donate it to the university library. 140 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:48,180 Oh, splendid. 141 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,920 Wherever did you find these records? 142 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:52,099 In a closet. 143 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:55,780 We've had them for some years in the Sanford Family Archives. 144 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,059 Isn't it? 145 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:04,260 Where did you say we had them? 146 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,010 Is that anything like a closet? 147 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,210 Go right ahead and examine him, Mr. 148 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:19,330 Archibald. 149 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:20,690 Archibald. 150 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,070 You can say that again. 151 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:33,770 Now, look, just be quiet and let me handle this. Now, the man is going to 152 00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:36,610 this is a bunch of junk and he ain't going to accept it. Now, just don't say 153 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:39,900 nothing. I have to say something. You got them things on you and I said, what? 154 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,240 Personally, I think you're a fruitcake. 155 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:49,580 You can't hear this one. 156 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,480 You're a ugly, ball -head fruitcake. 157 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:57,900 Marvelous. 158 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:04,520 And you wish to donate this entire collection to us. Yes, we wish to do 159 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,640 Isn't that what we wish? 160 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,570 Well, this is very generous. 161 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:12,510 This is certainly going to be a welcome addition to our jazz library. 162 00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:18,150 How can we possibly ever thank you? Well, you see, our tax consultant has 163 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,290 requested that we obtain an estimate of the collection's value, you know, for 164 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,290 tax purposes. 165 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:26,070 Oh, I see. You wish to claim this donation as a tax deduction. 166 00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:27,530 Now you got it. 167 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:33,010 Well, now, let me see. I think it would be safe to say that you have just 168 00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:34,210 donated a contribution. 169 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,140 Valued at $500. 170 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:46,720 You mean these records worth $500? Right. And thank you, Mr. Sanford. On 171 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,220 of the library, thank you very much. 172 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:54,080 You see that dummy? You just gave away $500. 173 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,220 I want my records back. 174 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,099 breakfast ready? 175 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,100 Yeah, dummy. 176 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,440 One breakfast for one dummy coming up. 177 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:16,140 Get out, dummy. Are you going to start that again? 178 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,540 Yeah, I'm going to start that again. 179 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:22,480 Talk me into giving away $500 worth of blind Mellow Jelly records. 180 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,160 Look, I already told you, man. We still get the deduction money. 181 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,060 I don't want no deduction money. I want some folding money. 182 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,540 Would you knock it off? Now, we donated those records and it would take a 183 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,660 miracle to get them back. 184 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:40,220 Well, what if I told him that Blind Mellow Jelly showed up and wants his 185 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,220 back? 186 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,680 Blind Mellow Jelly is dead. 187 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,160 That's the miracle. 188 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:50,040 I'm going down to the dining and get some coffee. Look here, son. Wait a 189 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,660 Don't leave. Now, you know good and well, see, they don't even know what 190 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,980 Mellow Jelly looked like. Pop, you told me yourself Blind Mellow Jelly's been 191 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:00,040 dead for over 30 years. Now, they know that. 192 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,840 Yeah, ain't no doubt about it. 193 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,080 Blind Mellow Jelly's dead, all right. 194 00:12:07,719 --> 00:12:08,719 Hi. 195 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,080 But it's sunny. 196 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,020 Pop, what are you thinking? 197 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,960 Come here, Bubba. Why don't you do me a favor? Don't do it, Bubba. Pop, what do 198 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,020 you got on your mind? Never mind. Don't tell me. I don't even want to know. 199 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,259 Me neither. 200 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,860 There's nothing illegal, immoral, or fattening. 201 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,360 It can't be much fun either. 202 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:28,220 I'll see you later, Fred. Wait a minute, Bubba. Wait a minute. Now, Lamar, you 203 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,260 said if I got the records back, you'd help me sell it. 204 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:33,910 Pop, there is no way that you're going to get those records back. But if I do 205 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:36,710 get them back, will you help me sell them? What are you and Bubba going to 206 00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:37,770 stick up the place? 207 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,830 Now, I know I don't want no part of this. 208 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:43,390 Wait a minute, Bubba. Wait a minute, Bubba. Come on, let me talk to you, 209 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:44,530 Come over here and sit down. 210 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,390 Don't sit down there, Bubba. 211 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:51,390 Go over there and sit in my chair where it's nice and soft and comfortable. 212 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,370 Now, look, Bubba, here's what I want you to do. 213 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,520 Fred, I feel awful stupid. 214 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,420 Good. Just keep acting natural. 215 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,180 Well, why do I have to wear these glasses? 216 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,560 You'll see. Come on. 217 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,320 Hey, anybody here? 218 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,280 Who are you shushing? Just keep on reading that stuff. 219 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,320 Hey! Hello there, Mr. Archibald. 220 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,619 Say, you remember me? 221 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,160 Oh, yes. You were here yesterday. 222 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,540 The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection. 223 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,860 Mr., uh... Uh, Sanford. Uh, Sanford, sir. 224 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,240 What can I do for you? 225 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:36,510 Well, I know how you people hate to give back donations, but what if Blind 226 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:40,610 Mellow Jelly showed up and asked for his records back? Could he get them? But 227 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:41,970 Blind Mellow Jelly is dead. 228 00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:43,530 But his son ain't. 229 00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:45,810 His son ain't. 230 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,770 I want my daddy's records. 231 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,590 I beg your pardon? 232 00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:56,250 I want my daddy's records. 233 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,650 Yes, yes, all he's been able to say. 234 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,300 since you found out that I gave away his daddy's records. Are you serious? Is 235 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,840 this really Blind Mellow Jelly's son? 236 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,380 You know, Lead Belly? Oh, yes. 237 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:16,880 Well, see, Lead Belly, his father, Blind Mellow Jelly, gave Lead Belly the name 238 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,779 Lead Belly. 239 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:22,980 And then Lead Belly carried on the tradition by giving Blind Mellow Jelly's 240 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,060 his nickname. 241 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,580 Not sure I understand. 242 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,580 Well, see, Blind Mellow Jelly Jr. 243 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,920 here is a friend of mine, and he gave me his daddy's records, and I took them 244 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,820 over to my house because he didn't have nothing to play them on, so he used to 245 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,960 come over to my house all the time and play them. Well, you're both free to 246 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,100 here and play them anytime. 247 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:57,040 Well, that's all right for me, see, but Blind Mellow Jelly here takes after his 248 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,240 father. This is Blind Mellow Jr. 249 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,260 See, look at them beady eyes. 250 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:09,520 See, them only two things that his father gave me and left me on earth is 251 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,960 records and these beady eyes. 252 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,560 I want my daddy's records. 253 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,080 Don't worry, Clyde Miller Jr. 254 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:24,100 Look here, they can take away your records if they want to, but one thing 255 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,840 won't be able to take away from you is them beady eyes. 256 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,200 Well, this is unusual. 257 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,580 Normally, when something is donated, we don't return it. 258 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:39,700 But under the circumstances, I suppose there's nothing else to do. 259 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,520 I sure want to thank you very much, and God bless you. Yes. 260 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,040 Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll go get the records. 261 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,640 I want my daddy's records. 262 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,500 You don't have to say that no more. We got them. It's cool. 263 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:55,900 Did I say it right, Fred? 264 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,820 Oh, listen, you were good, Lead Belly. I mean, Pot Belly. I mean, you were good, 265 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,880 Bubba. 266 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,710 What's wrong with y 'all? Why don't you interfere with us? 267 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,670 Shake that thing. 268 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,110 It ain't happening if you shake that thing. 269 00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:17,250 Shake that thing. 270 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,170 Pop, you got the records back. 271 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:23,510 Yeah, I got them back. I told you I would. You didn't believe me. You 272 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:24,510 did. How'd you do it? 273 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:25,950 I'll show you. 274 00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:28,250 Hit it, Bubba. I want my daddy's records. 275 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,920 Sit down and relax. 276 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,320 See, Bubba went down there, and he pretended that he was a blind, mellow, 277 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,520 junior. And the guy just had to give him back. That's pretty good, huh? 278 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:46,720 I don't know, Pop. It just don't seem right. Of course it's right. 279 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,420 These are my records, and I'm smart enough to get them back. 280 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:54,300 They should send me to Washington. If I'm smart enough to get these records, 281 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,360 smart enough to get those tapes. 282 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,960 Well, I don't care if you like it or not. 283 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,300 I got me $500 with the blind Mellow Jelly record. I love it. 284 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,760 I guess the next thing is that you're going to sell them. 285 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,579 No, I'm going to give them to the Goodwill. 286 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,180 Of course I'm going to sell them, dummy. 287 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:29,180 Here, look in here and find one of them places that buy collector's records. You 288 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:29,659 know what I mean? 289 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,680 Let your fingers walk through the yellow paper. 290 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:36,800 I don't understand. you, Pop. I thought blind mellow jelly was part of your 291 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,240 memory, and you couldn't bear to part with your memories. I can part with $500 292 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,199 worth of them. 293 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,840 I mean, I don't have to have total magnesium. 294 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,120 I mean, amnesia. 295 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,620 I see your fingers. Stop walking, man. What you got? 296 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,220 DNC Records, specializing in collector's items. 297 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,540 We pay cash. 298 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,020 Get him on the phone. That's where we're going. Let's go. 299 00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,820 I want my daddy's record. 300 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,460 What are you doing, Bub? 301 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:05,450 I'm practicing in case you want to get them back from this place, too. 302 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,270 Uh, hello. 303 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:13,610 This is Mr. Sanford of Sanford and Son Collectors. 304 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:20,290 Uh, I have in my possession an authentic collection of Blind Mellow Jelly 78 305 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:24,310 originals recently authenticated by the University Department of 306 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,670 Ethnomusicology. 307 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:31,210 Uh, I noticed that you're adding... How much? 308 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,540 I noticed that your ad in the paper said that you, uh, pay cash. You ain't 309 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:39,720 noticed nothing. I noticed that. Just ask the man how much, dummy. Uh, excuse 310 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,520 one moment. My staff is preparing a delivery and they're rather noisy. One 311 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,520 moment, please. 312 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:46,320 Hey, man, would you be quiet so I can hear the man? 313 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:50,420 Just ask him how much money. 314 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,420 I'm awfully sorry. 315 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,560 Now, how much? 316 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,380 If they're in good condition, anywhere from five to ten dollars apiece? Well, 317 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,199 thank you. 318 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,200 We'll take it. 319 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,440 We'll take it. 320 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:04,780 We'll take it. 321 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,840 Uh, we'll... Excuse me. 322 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:11,060 We'll bring them right over. Hold on, I want to get the address. 323 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,380 Ten, that's five, ten dollars. 324 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,100 That'll be over five hundred dollars. 325 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,540 Because I got a lot of them. Yeah, well, listen, listen, listen. You and Bubba 326 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,760 load the records on the truck, and I'll get the directions. 327 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,260 Hey, Bubba, did you hear that? 328 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,320 Five, ten dollars a piece. 329 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,840 I'll clean up. I'll make a fortune with these records. 330 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,120 Pick them records up, Bubba. 331 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,240 Wait a minute, Bubba. 332 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,600 Hold these two. 333 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,960 See, I go around and get something soft to rep them records in. You see, because 334 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,280 I shouldn't be living in boxes of records, you know, on the count of my 335 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,280 arthritis. 336 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,440 Yeah, okay. 337 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,940 Now, after I get off the Harbor Freeway, I go where? 338 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,040 This Lawson Cut -Off. 339 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,380 Hey, Bubba. 340 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,160 Better come on back in. 341 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,520 Lamar's getting the direction. 342 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,440 I feel so good. 343 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,960 I feel like celebrating. 344 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,500 I'll drink to that, Fred. 345 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,700 Yeah, you drink to anything. 346 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,300 Hey, Bubba, who should we drink to? 347 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,440 Everybody. Yeah, I told you that. Look here, I'll tell you what. We'll drink to 348 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,420 blind mellow jelly and pot belly. 349 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:15,860 Yeah. 350 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,140 Jelly and belly. 351 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,100 Who we drink to now? 352 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,080 We'll drink to your daddy's records. 353 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,960 Yeah. I'm on my daddy's record. 354 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,460 Hey, how about a shot for Lamar? 355 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,520 He's driving. 356 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:40,860 You let him drive and leave the drinking to us. 357 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,820 Hey, look here, Pop. Come on, man. We have to go. 358 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,180 Okay, we're coming right on now, son. 359 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,820 Hey, we're drinking now to Thomas Edison. 360 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,640 Why him? 361 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,920 He invented records. 362 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,600 Oh, to Thomas Jefferson. 363 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,980 Yes, and him too. 364 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:01,120 You guys coming one and a half off, Dave? 365 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,620 We're coming right on out. 366 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,240 Listen, Bubba, you think we ought to take the bottle with us just in case, 367 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,500 know, we can find something on the freeway to toast to. Yeah, good idea, 368 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,920 We're coming now. 369 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,360 Come on. 370 00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:54,290 Now what? I forgot to wrap my Blind Melody Jammer records up in the blanket. 371 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:55,770 Oh, that's okay, Fred. 372 00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:59,280 I forgot to put the records on the truck. 373 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:05,880 You're a big, big dummy there. I'm not kidding. You're a big dummy. I have to 374 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,760 everything myself around here. 375 00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:36,050 Oh, 376 00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:38,090 shake that thing. 377 00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:39,610 Shake that thing. 378 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:43,530 Shake that thing. 379 00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:45,269 Pop, 380 00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:47,550 you were supposed to get that closet cleaned out again today. 381 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:50,410 What are you listening to anyway? I thought all these records got broken 382 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:53,650 yesterday. They did. All of this that was on the record player. 383 00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:56,470 Do you think that guy would give you ten bucks for this? 384 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,790 You mean to tell me you'd sell the only blind, mellow, jelly record on the West 385 00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:02,450 Coast? What about your memories? 386 00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:04,510 Well, I've been listening to it all morning. 387 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,300 So I got it pretty well memorized. 388 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,440 Hello, Lamont. Hey, Bubba. Hello, Fred. 389 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,540 Fred, you still mad at me? 390 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 No, I ain't mad at you. Well, can I come in? 391 00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,540 Come on in, Bubba. 392 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,720 It wasn't a total loss. 393 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:24,980 What do you mean, Fred? 394 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:28,800 Well, I had one more record left on the machine, and Lamont and I are going to 395 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,200 try to sell it. No kidding. 396 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,560 Yeah. Wait a minute, Bubba. 397 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,940 What's the matter? What did I do? 398 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,010 It's what you were about to do. You were about to sit on the last blind metal 399 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:39,910 jelly record in the world on Earth today. 400 00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:42,130 Oh, I'm sure glad I didn't do that, Fred. 401 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:45,350 Yeah, me too, because if you had, your name would have been Mud. 402 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:46,990 Sit down, Bubba. 403 00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,430 Listen, now, right before that... 404 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:29,380 Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience.